Thespian-extraordinaire
Jennifer Love Hewitt dropped into Conan recently and decided to convey
to the world her deep-seated love of “vajazzling,” the inexplicably popular practice
of adhering rhinestone-like sparkles to one’s vaginal area. The erstwhile Ghost
Whisperer star explained her new found passion for genital decoration,
declaring:
It makes you feel saucy, and I don't know, it's kind of fun to walk around and just think that nobody has any idea how shiny it is down there! It works, and it gets a reaction…It's really for the girl to do for herself.
So
there you have it: Jennifer Love Hewitt’s fashion sensibilities are on a par
with any number of common, orange-skinned bar skanks with low self-esteem and a
lust for attention that would make a Kardashian flee to the nearest convent in
shame. Yes, nothing says "class" like a bejeweled snatch. Nothing says "desperation" like it either, but since Jennifer’s been reduced to playing a
slutty massage therapist on some tawdry Lifetime show, that word has probably lost all
meaning for her.
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