Fake-titted slag Kate Price has chosen to file for divorce on what would have been the first anniversary of her sham wedding to intellectually challenged muscle-freak Alex Reid. According to reports, the dead-eyed tart is apparently keen to rekindle her relationship with ex-husband number one Peter Andre, with whom she has two children.
Andre might be a gurning Aussie simpleton, but I sincerely doubt he's stupid enough to go anywhere near this revolting slattern and her omnipotent pap-swarm ever again, at least not if he values his dignity. Mind you, he has vaginally penetrated the toxic bitch at least twice in his life, so perhaps dignity isn't a trait with which he is overly endowed.
On the other hand, it was brave of him to have consented to sexual relations with Katie Price in the first place, so I guess he deserves some kudos for having more courage than can be measured by mere mortals. He also deserves kudos for having an ostensibly lead-lined dick, so congratulations on that too, Pete.
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