OH MY GOD IT CAN SEE INTO MY VERY SOUL IN
The fragrant and not at all overrated Dakota Fanning
sashayed her way through the streets of London last night whilst promoting her new flick Now Is Good. Dakota, wearing
something resembling a trail of Liberace’s congealed vomit, was kind enough to not
vaporize everyone in attendance with her death-glare until after the assembled
photogs had snapped their pics. Is it just me, or has the charming Ms. Fanning firmly wrenched
the poor-little-pissed-off-starlet baton firmly from the bony fingers of a
certain Keira Knightley? Seriously, Dakota must have been taking lessons on how
to affect a cuntish demeanour before camera because I’ve never known anyone apart from the
afore-mentioned Keira put so much effort into looking annoyed whilst being so
fawned over. Or am I just being too cynical? Whatever.
Oh and apparently darling Dakota is playing a Leukaemia
victim in this particular film, which is a strange turn of events because it
wasn’t that long ago (okay four years) that she blew her chance at playing a
cancer-stricken youngster in the film My Sister’s Keeper by citing her
unwillingness to hack off her purdy golden locks for the role. But she’s older
and wiser now. And she’s learned from her mistakes. And she hasn’t been
relevant in the movie business since shattering the ear drums of everyone who
sat through War of the Worlds back in ‘05. But it’s Dakota and her eye-lasers
could melt lead so it’s okay.
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