Maroon V (or 5 of Five or however the hell they spell it) front man Adam Levine decided to strip-off in February's edition of Cosmo magazine in aid of testicular cancer research. Which is nice of him I suppose. And if off-putting tats are your thing, then it's nice for you too. I, however, remain unimpressed. Not with Adam's noble sacrifice, you understand - after all it takes a certain amount of guts to reveal to the world that you have no discernible genitals. No, my objection lies not with the cause, but with the choice of advocate. I mean Adam's nice and all, but I'd much prefer to have seen this:
Oh Brandon...you're such a tease! The tats still spoil it a bit though...
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